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::What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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::Open Hearts receive luv, Open minds receive wisdom & only special people receive this message.
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::Teacher to student: can you define who is a "lecturer"student: A Lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.
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::Whenever u feel sad, Whenever u feel depressed, just tell me I'll hold ur hand, take u 2 the bridge and show u way 2
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::If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...don't think that you are a genius.......... i need a brain which is never used before.
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::Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher.Boy to teacher :can kids of our age have kids?Teacher to boy:no never Boy to girl : see,i told u not to worry.
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::Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
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::A Little Girl asked a woman:you have cars, a big cottage, expensive jwellery, almost you have every thing but the fact is that you are alone. So, what do you do?Woman :: Nothing Sweety,"I just have small bussiness of "*HOLE SALE*
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:: If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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::What did the gangster son tell his dad when he failed his exam?Son:They questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything !
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::I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
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::Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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::2day, 2morow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!
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::Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10 GirlFriends.Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,Most Intelligent,Kindest Women,There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
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::I want you to be with me In a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner...&say those sweet three words to u..."Pay The Bill".
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::Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!
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::Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
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::As years go by u may lose your hair, teeth...eyes sight....but not your Talent..Smartness..brightness..intelligence coz you can lose only what you have...
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::One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you .
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::The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?
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::census officer: you say your husband died six years ago but your sons aged four and two years .
lady: i said my husband died six years ago NOT ME.
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::Im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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::Q. What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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