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::an engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can
sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I
have the job.
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::Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what
should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence
for 2 minutes.
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::Several women appeared in court, each accusing
the other of the trouble in the flat where they
lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll
hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was
closed for lack of evidence.
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::Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want,
then when you see what the other person has, you
wish you had ordered that.
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::In a train, ticket checker
to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT:
Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth
place, ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT:
Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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::Commerce professor asks the student: what is
the most important source of finance for starting
business? Student: "Father in law".
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::good news! a new way to
send romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me
and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver
it.
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::Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till
my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!
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::a baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live
on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place
for FISH, it's made for selfish.
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::Q: What�s the difference between a good lawyer
and a great lawyer? a: a good lawyer knows the
law. a great lawyer knows the judge.
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:If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If
I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I
was an author you would be my story! but I'm
only a cartoonist!
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::boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even
have a bid car like rohit. but I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about
rohit..
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::Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes
everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always brush ur
Teeth .
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::Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and
Decent Girls? both don't exist.
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::Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked
Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that
Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
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::an engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can
sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I
have the job.
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::Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what
should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence
for 2 minutes.
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::an englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing
on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was
available in excess with them. Englishman threw
pounds, bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the
bihari down.
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::Lawyer: �What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?�Witness:
�He said, �Where am I, Cathy?�
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::Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the
only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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:There is a sign in the toilet of the sex
change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this
way again.
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::beauty is not how you look, it is not how
handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... beauty
is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
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::always start your day with a lot of S E X ,S-mile
,E-nergy ,X-citement ,so make SEX a daily habit,
& u'll always be SMILING!
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::Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination? a: Dad they
questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them
anything."
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::What's the difference between wife n
neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have
any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream,
shud hv immediately.
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::It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed,
on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must
never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God
bless ur naughty mind.
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::Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports
car around it.
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::a love Letter from bISCUIT MaKER- Dear Marie,
Today is good Day, U r anmol for me... but U
have Crackjacked my Heart, bcoz I have a Little
Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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:You = cute You = hot You = sweet
You = intelligent You = amazing You
= perfect Me = a great liar.
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::True relatives always stand behind u during
bad times. Check ur marriage album.all your
relatives were standing behind u!
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::The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7
Kisses = 1 Proposal
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7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - and that 1 marriage
has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance.
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::Several women appeared in court, each accusing
the other of the trouble in the flat where they
lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll
hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was
closed for lack of evidence.
Category :
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::Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want,
then when you see what the other person has, you
wish you had ordered that.
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