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::The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7
Kisses = 1 Proposal
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7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - and that 1 marriage
has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance.
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::an englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing
on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was
available in excess with them. Englishman threw
pounds, bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the
bihari down.
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:There is a sign in the toilet of the sex
change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this
way again.
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::Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the
only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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::Lawyer:: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”.Witness:
“He said, ‘Where am I, cathy?’”.
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::beauty is not how you look, it is not how
handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... beauty
is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
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::always start your day with a lot of S E X ,S-mile
,E-nergy ,X-citement ,so make SEX a daily habit,
& u'll always be SMILING!
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::What's the difference between wife n
neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have
any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream,
shud hv immediately.
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::It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed,
on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must
never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God
bless ur naughty mind.
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::Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the
only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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::Choosing career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10
Girlfriends.Even If U Pick Most beautiful,Most
Intelligent,
Kindest Women,There”.s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
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::Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination? a: Dad they
questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them
anything”.
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::One out of four people is a chinese in this
world. If your father, your mother and your
brother are not Chinese, it must be you .
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::The Police are looking for a suspect who is
smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So
where are you gonna to hide Me?
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::Im at the police station.The police caught me
& filed a case against me "possession of good
looks”.i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me
out-so hurry up!
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::I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds
rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'.
Some time later I'll start luving more aLPHabeTS...!
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