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::Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till
my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!
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::A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live
on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place
for FISH, it's made for selfish.
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::Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer
and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the
law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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::In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket
please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you
want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place,
Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT:
Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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::Commerce professor asks the student: what is
the most important source of finance for
starting business? Student: "Father in law".
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:If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If
I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I
was an author you would be my story! But I'm
only a cartoonist!
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::Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even
have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about
rohit..
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::Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes
everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur
Teeth .
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::Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and
Decent Girls? Both don't exist.
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::Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want,
then when you see what the other person has, you
wish you had ordered that.
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::2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart
dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own
Stupid!!!
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::Hi i am marrying next week there will be a
small party and only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
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:: If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made
in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage What a
married man says after years of marriage:- My
marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she
doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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::Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”Witness:
“My name is Mary.”
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